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adulting:

I’m sorry, but they are, especially since real mashed potatoes are among the easiest and most wonderful things on the planet. Eating delicious, non-gruel food is one of the prime advantages of being a human being in the 21st century, you know.

Here is how you make the real thing:

1. Cut some…

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

so hard to narrow it down to just one, going with my house! I can change it at will, decorating as I like, whenever my taste changes, so does my house.

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

wow! I’m old, this is a challenge…..

gonna go with 5 cent ice cream cones at Thrifty’s